If you have not watched the Web Saga "Lucidity", you should.
Captain Squeeegee has been a powerful ally in producing it's music & actors. That is why there was a journey this weekend, to the great Mecca of Web Series - The LAWEBFEST 2011
Awards were won, pictures were taken, & toe's were brutally wounded. Prepare for pictures... they are graphic.
We'd like to thank all the wonderful Humans we met on tour... we have yet to understand your potent levels of compassion, but we believe that it is the most perfect part of your species.
We'd also like to the thank all the wonderful floors & carpets that let us lay on them. Your servitude will be rewarded in the next life, where perhaps you'll get lucky and come back as an insect or bacterial presence.
Squeegee was seriously examined last week by The Examiner. They published TWO Articles about us last week. Reviewing our live show
This video & song were created for AZ's Valley Metro public transit system. We were finally able to do our deep-earthy-service to the planet Earth by promoting not only public transportation, but being kind to your Earth-brothers.
Our singer Danny was finally animated as well...
We had a Sweet Review about our set at the AZ Strong-Beer Festival... yes it was rainy, and drunken... but so are the best things in life...
READ THE REVIEW!
"Their set had great energy and so did the crowd -- it was more like a drunken house party or a big name band's club show in an oversold venue than your run-of-the-mill festival set."
Captain Squeegee was interviewed by The Phoenix New Times about their upcoming, couragous performance at the ever-ritualistic AZ Strong Beer Fest. The interview was with half our band and it reveals how truley drunk we are... all the time...
READ THE INTERVIEW!
"We are most honored to musically accompany this grand appreciation of Beer. Beer has played a special part in all of our lives and it's about time we played in the name our great & fearless leader... BEER!" -Danny
Our mind-altering song "Your Own Invention" was featured in the Ignite Phoenix Compilation CD. Soon they will discover that the decision to allow this will affect the 800 recipients in ways unaturally profound & hallucinogenic.
Our set will be accompanied by
projected UFO Footage & Crop-Circle-Spinning... We will surely film the occasion for everyone unable to pay for a ticket to the Conference. (Truth is a high-priced commodity)
It is an inter-planetary honor to be the ONLY band performing at the IUFOC. Our continued interest in UFO's and Extra-Terrestrial Disclosure is finally paying off! Take that guidance counselor!!
There are some great quotes in there:
"It’s not every day bands are able to make nano-thermite reactions references work in their lyrics, but unpredictable and uncalled for are what Captain Squeegee specializes in."
The song is FREE to download here!
Our ENTIRE set from our Marquee Theater performance will soon be released online!
If you are unable to see Captain Squeegee physically because of incarciration, paralysis, or other-planetary residance, this future video will serve a 30-minute brain-full, FOR FREE!
Our ENTIRE band are now also actors... the newest episode of Lucidity (The Web Saga) will not only improve your dream vivid-ness... but will prove, once and for all, that our band belongs in another dimension.
All music is available for download at our Bandcamp.
Our show at The Marquee last night was JUST short of the magnitude of The Big Bang. We got over 800 people there, to enjoy the ancient island rhythms of Squeegee, The Veragroove, & Katastro. It's probably a good thing that it didn't go better, as it may have opened a portal... and we don't know that would go.
If you missed this... do not anguish! We will soon post still & moving images of the mass sensationalism.
“Growing up, I used
the bus to get to music lessons, arts and crafts, everywhere. My mom
didn’t let not having a car in Phoenix hold her back from enjoying the
city with me,” says Danny Torgersen of the band Captain Squeegee. “I’m
so excited that there’s an effort to involve music in public transit
...because music is one of the best ways to spread good ideas.”
In case you have not experienced the ultimate power of LUCIDITY (The Web Saga), there is now an "Official Trailer" that will blow your mind so profoundly - you will be forced to watch all the episodes... & then watch them again, in your sleep...
We will meditate deeply on this matter as embarrassing pictures and press manifest themselves.
Perhaps music is our true calling...
Captain Squeegee is putting down their instruments and picking up their bowling balls today for the 3rd Annual Phoenix Independants Bowl! Unfortunately we will dominate all competition by using our intricate knowledge of Sacred-Geometrics and "The Force".
This event, hosted by Psycho Steve, includes the best of Phoenician Bands and Buisinessess all coming together... to BOWL!. Expect to see pictures and press in future-time-updates... luckily when we win, you will feel the presense of divine victory deep inside your heart-cave wherever your body is located...
We recently unearthed the time-capsule burried after our January Marquee Show...
"2010: The Future Phoenix"
The Captain Squeegee Facebook Page is getting more and more Transmutational... If you'd like to become a part of our CYBER-FAN-CLUB go ahead and "Like" it so you can stalk us more thoroughly, without even having to use your legs!
The SUPER-PSYCHIC-SHOW was an incredibly paranormal succes. Not only was The Nile stage rocked ferociously by music, but the attendees did AMAZING with the Pendulum-Mind-Experiment. Out of six experiments the crowd owned 5, stopping the pendulum dead in it's tracks... peacfully... with our collective mind-power.
Soon we will have videos and pictures to document this retro-psycho-kinetic-music success.
AND IF YOU MISSED THAT SHOW:
You are highly encouraged to check out our show OCT 5, with Tera Melos @ The Trunk Space. GET THERE AT 7!!
The Squeegee is planning another Epic Event for all of Phoenix and those daring enough to travel there. It will take place at The Nile, Oct 2, and will not only feature Captain Squeegee, but enhance the telepathic and psycho-kinetic abilities of all that attend...
More info will come up soon, Keep your mind's eye out!
People across the land have been raving about the new Captain Squeegee single ~
"You're Own Invention"
They will be playing it live on the rest of their tour, starting up again on August 8th! There have already been over 500 downloads and many more ears, hungry for something new and unusual, something that pulls them into other realms of thought and intention.
Captain Squeegee has traveled inner and outer dimensions fearlessly to find inspiration for new music… It was only when they traveled to The Future that they found something truly worth recreating here in The Present, for a mankind so unsure of their potential destination.
Captain Squeegee would like to offer Earth a NEW SONG:
WE RECORDED THIS IN A PYRAMID @ Pyramix Studios, who enhanced our metaphysical ability to create.
This song is a reality check… a melody to hum and remember… invented for the purposes of awaking from the dream-world that has been created by your sub-conscious and the powers that be in the physical-realm…
It is also the full-length version of the theme song for “Lucidity”… a metaphysical Web-Saga that explores the powers of the mind & lucid dreaming: Not only are members of Captain Squeegee ACTORS in the show… This series is fully scored with music composed by lead-singer Danny T, performed by himself and other band-members!
BE EVER WEARY VOYAGER, this song holds a powerful message, embedded with ideas and information not typically welcome in the “main-stream”. If you feel the urge to explore these concepts, do so immediately… you’re true inner-self will only benefit from dismantling the distractions and deceptions of the modern-world.
Between the Dreams, Lies, Nano-Thermite and The Illuminati this can be a traumatic journey… DO NOT TRAVEL ALONE. Gather your friends and dance together to the deeper levels of consciousness. SHARE THIS SONG & WAKE UP YOU’RE FELLOW MAN! GO, GO NOW, & BE FREE!!
Watch the Making of The Song- COMING SOON!
Produced by Nick G -
Effected & Mastered by John Knott A special thanks goes out to our fans and friends who have supported us so consistently for years and a HUGE thanks to Pyramix Studios for making it possible.
You have chosen a journey which few have traveled and even less have understood. It is a voyage out of body and into thought, granting freedom, potentially, from the limitations of Humanness. A path to the state of LUCIDITY...
All who witnessed our most recent Marquee Event THE RECESSION CELEBRATION was surely changed on deep subconscious levels by a great crowd and Incredible Phoenix Music. The path is still unfinished though...
We here at Captain Squeegee cannot describe how giddy we are about THE RECESSION CELEBRATION which is only 3 weeks away. But in a higher dimension, there is another show brewing, with QUANTUM-Proportions. For the FIRST time in 2 years, Captain Squeegee will release a NEW single at this show. Go to the SHOWS page for more information. It's still a very secretive agenda, but what we CAN say is that it is the Full-Length of LUCIDITY's theme song... further investigation is up to you voyagers!!
In exactly a month from now THE RECESSION CELEBRATION will begin. The Poster is freakishly awesome and I'd like to thank Josh Doggit for embodying the terrorr of the Novus Ordo Seclorum. There are so many mind-blowing elements to this show that even if you can't make it, you may just leave your body and astrally join us... I've heard that Rocking out in spirit form is most rewarding ;-)
We are also excited to announce that our West Coast Tour is currently being booked and dates will be announced shortly. Start mentally preparing, the unstable mind may not be ready for Squeegee in a New Land...
It's incredibley frustrating to have a beautiful website just sitting around waiting for domain name authorizing! AAAAAAHHH!!!
Welcome to the NEW WEBSITE!! Just when we thought it would fall into the void of impossibility... it was created. Now ALL shall enjoy the rich vibrations of our new cyber-identity.